I have been harassed by the sonogram paparazzi enough! FINE!! I'll give you what you want!
I am...
Vivian Mae- a fine young female fetus with all chromosomes present and accounted for.
Now please stop bothering me. I will make a public appearance via ultrasound at 20 weeks. All further questions and requests for appearances should be directed to my agent-mother. Photos will be released soon.
Oh, and would someone please tell Tom Cruise to quit calling? I am not becoming a Scientologist and I don't want to play with his freak kid either.
Sheesh.
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